Perilous Stare and Friendship Fair
Michael H. Payne
I
At dawn, I pace the floor, distraught,
Recalling dreams uncertain, fraught
With hazy figures, muffled sounds
That made me flee my sleeping grounds.
I wouldn’t call them nightmares quite,
But still, they strike me far from right.
Adventure’s prelude: that’s the thing
That spooky dreams will often bring.
Ambivalence, to put it mild,
Engulfs my thoughts. I’m often riled
By ventures wild. It’s true I’ll brew
A helpful potion, maybe two,
And offer such to those who seek
The thrill of danger. Call me weak,
But nothing good has yet occurred
Whenever mine’s the hoof that’s stirred
To crash and tumble, run about,
Engage in action, fight it out.
So now with morning coming on,
My thoughts are gloomy, woebegone—
Until a voice I surely know
Resounds as clear as sunup’s glow:
“Ms. Zarayeb? Are you awake? I’ve been out in the Tanglewood trying to find her, and then I thought maybe it takes one magical being to find another! So I thought of you, because what’s more magical than a unicorn?”
II
Mundane, the speech is lacking rhyme
And magic’s rhythm, not sublime.
Temptation stirs. I still could run
Around the back and jettison
The chance to get my eyeballs pecked—
But then I’d lose my self-respect…
My horn aglow, I step outside,
Though every fiber urges Hide!
A human’s slipped within my gate,
Bedraggled, worn, in sorry state:
“Please, Ms. Zarayeb! It’s me, Darla Drake. I’ve been to all your classes at the Academy. They’re the best. You’re brilliant, so I just hoped…”
When solitude begins to cloy,
In truth, I let the school employ
My services to teach the craft
Of mixing magic potions’ draft.
Recalling Darla, smiling, smart
But standing shy, a bit apart,
I also know she’s learned them well,
The arcane ways of brew and spell.
I gesture, bow, invite her in,
Abandon peace with sad chagrin.
“I’ll brew some tea, we’ll break our fast,
You’ll share your hectic recent past.”
III
Beside the table, face in hands,
Her sigh of misery expands.
“Ms. Zarayeb, it’s my good friend Susan. She’s gone! I can’t find her anywhere. And I can’t ask anyone for help because they all believe the legends about cockatrices!”
A cockatrice. I nod. Of course.
Foreboding swirls to stormy force.
How well I know when monsters call,
It’s not by halves: it’s full and all.
Except—unless I heard it wrong—
A word that slipped among that throng…
“Excuse me, please. You can’t pretend
You’d call a cockatrice a friend?”
Her nodding head and flashing eyes
Deny my hope of false surmise.
“And why not, Ms. Zarayeb? She can turn a stony stare when she wishes, sure, but she’s got feelings deep and true as the rest of us.”
Misgiving floods me mane to shoes;
I sigh and know I shan’t refuse.
The kettle’s whistle startles me
From monsters back to thoughts of tea.
Despite it all, I start my task
Of pouring fragrant tea and ask,
“You’ve known this creature moons by now,
And yet you’re not a statue. How?”
IV
The gentle sigh she then emits
Divides the steamy cloud that flits
Above her cup. It swirls about
But carries not a scent of doubt.
“Ms. Zarayeb, cockatrices are quite sweet when other creatures respect their ground. I just stayed gentle and shared my heart, and now, we’re seldom apart. But if she’s lost her way in the Tanglewood, I just don’t know how I can help her…”
I think I’ve got it, then, the path
That spins away from monsters’ wrath,
That lets me stay at home instead
Of stumbling forth to join the dead.
“Convince me, child, you lack for skill,
Befriending beasts whose gaze can kill.
Behold the fruits your work has earned,
The truths that only you’ve discerned.
“Your friend’s perhaps in danger, so
I’ll brew you something sure to show
Direction, speed, the way she went!
But go with no impediment!”
It doesn’t work. Her hands have clasped;
With magic flare, her voice has gasped,
“I knew you’d help! With you around,
My darling Susan’s good as found!”
V
So sighing soft and all agog,
I find myself commenced to slog
Through bosky dells on Darla’s track,
My trauma kit across my back.
With optimism, Darla strides
Behind, ahead, around the sides.
“The trail starts from my study in the ruins of Castle Ruddigore! It’s far from town and peaceful, and in the fair side of the Tanglewood.”
The rustling branches seem to laugh,
A sound that writes my epitaph.
The Tanglewood is always quick
To welcome each defenseless chick…
She talks until our wandering march
Reveals ahead the castle’s arch.
But Darla’s waving arms upset
A flock of vulturines, a threat.
“Oh, Ms. Zarayeb! Vulturines! My professor says they’re carnivorous but let’s see if they’d like some fruit!”
Their brandished talons don’t allow
Discussion time: I grab her now!
Their swirling, orange, deadly flight
Confers a certain, urgent fright.
With Darla pushed behind a tree,
I pose another target: me.
VI
My trauma kit’s, of course, prepared,
A vial smashed, a potion aired
That wafts a bitter scent about.
They flap off hacking, quite put out.
“Awareness, Darla, please, is all
I ask you, lest the worst befall
And spin us out a tragic end
Without a hope to help your friend!”
“I’m sorry, Ms. Zarayeb! I’m just always excited to learn new things! It’s all so amazing, so magical. I want to understand it all…”
And now I feel a smile emerge
Because I know that very urge.
“But wisdom needs to guide our course:
Delight and caution can’t divorce.”
“You’re right, oh wise Ms. Zarayeb! I tiptoed quite gently and circumspectly when Susan and I first met.”
Across the courtyard, up the stair,
Amid the castle’s quiet air,
We enter prismed streams of light,
Unbroken windows shining bright.
“Here we are! People say the castle’s filled with ghosts, but Susan and I have never felt spooked. Although… the rooms are always swept and fresh, the greenhouse glass shining, the plants watered.”
Within, mosaiced columns soar,
Enclosing dreams from wall to floor.
VII
Aromas drift and strike me odd:
A mix of bird and snake and sod…
“A greenhouse, Darla, did you say?”
She blinks but turns and leads the way.
We reach a space where, growing free,
A frond’s a bush, a bush a tree.
“Within this place, I’ve fair well guessed,
Resides your Susan and her nest.”
She doesn’t shout, I’ll give her that,
But drops beside me, almost flat.
“Impossible, Ms. Zarayeb! Susan wouldn’t need a nest: she hasn’t got a mate!”
“I ask you please, be still and calm,
And view this news as less a bomb
And more a tribute, honest praise,
For how you’ve brightened Susan’s days.
“I’ll say it plain and say it true:
Her chosen mate, in fact, is you.
She knows you patient, knows you kind,
Expects your lives are intertwined.
“Her instincts cause the current state
Where you’re her guard and trusted mate.
Propelled by cues that pass the test,
She therefore seeks to build her nest.”
VIII
A sudden rasping hiss. I turn.
My innards flash from cold to burn.
For Susan stands on scaly legs
Before a nest with several eggs.
Her blazing eyes confirm it’s true:
She’s finding something here askew.
The grave offense is doubtless me,
Arousing flames of jealousy.
Attempted motion prompts unease.
My body stiffens, starts to freeze.
I light my horn—at least, I try,
But everything has gone awry.
I’m glad that Darla doesn’t leap
Just whispers magic slow and deep.
“Relax, now, Susan. She’s a friend.
We’ll let her move and let her bend…”
But Susan wavers, unconvinced.
Her glare goes on, my vision minced,
Kaleidoscoping, shattered, gone—
Until I blink and stretch and yawn.
Before me, crooning Darla beams,
Caressing Susan’s neck, the gleams
Of malice vanished. Purrs abound,
Ensconced within a hissing sound.
IX
And there, behind her, peeking out,
I’m counting four—I want to shout—
Bespeckled eggs of jadeite hue
Aglow and tinted, sparkling blue.
I force my breathing not to stop,
My heart to cease its flip and flop,
My voice to whisper, eyes to blink,
My frozen mind to stir and think.
“This sort of egg is more than rare,
Imbued with charms beyond compare.”
“Yes Ms. Zarayeb, but they’ll never hatch. Oh Susan, I’m sorry, my friend!”
I reach a hoof, but then retract,
Unsure how Susan might react.
“You called her ‘friend,’ a word so kind,
And that’s the thought to keep in mind.
“Those eggs express her love for you,
Abiding, deep—and scarce, it’s true.
She knows they’ll never hatch, and yet?
She gives them here without regret.”
While Susan’s eyes remain ablaze,
A softness enters Darla’s gaze.
“Susan, you are the sweetest friend! And your eggs are beautiful! The shine, the patterns swirling…”
X
Ideas shiver, start to hatch,
Of ways to serve with some dispatch
The latent power growing here,
To find the lost and save what’s dear.
“Unquickened, still their magic’s strong,
Could harmonize a potions’ song…
The love and friendship each contains
Would multiply a potion’s gains,
Intensify and build a store
Of magic never known before.
We’d only use these eggs in ways
That brighten other people’s days.”
Agreement’s reached. Now Darla sets
My potions down in planned rosettes
Around the eggs while Susan glares,
Providing strength no other shares.
This creature feared from earth to sky
Becomes through kindness partly shy.
But still, those stony-eyes will haunt
Ferocious dreams beyond this jaunt.
From future journeys lacking sense,
Protect me, Hoof of Providence!
I go to light the cauldron fire,
A magic brew my sole desire.
“Perilous Stare & Friendship Fair”, © Michael H. Payne, first published here in Cosmic Roots & Eldritch Shores, December 14, 2025
Michael H. Payne’s short stories have appeared in Asimov’s, Time and Space, Zooscape, and the Writers of the Future anthology, and his novels have been published by Tor Books and Sofawolf Press. His poetry shows up regularly on the Silver Blade website and in the Rhysling Award collections, and he posts four pages of webcomic-like things every week at pandora.xepher.net. Check hyniof.com for more details.
Illustration by Fran Eisemann, using public domain stock.
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